Afro DZ ak - "Too Cold"

I’m too cold… I’m too cold for y’all…

Yo- I master metaphors, similes, and hyperbole,
Get up on the mic, and I’ll break you down verbally,
Hurdle the rappers in my path,
Cuz cats get jumped like leapfrog
when I add it up like math,
In fact, these wack fools
soundin stranger than fiction,
But I kick my diction, stoppin em just like friction,
Conviction of these fools on all counts,
Guilty of makin wack music
to try and make the people bounce,
But I could make you dance
while still keepin it educational,
Makin the Final Four,
y’all in the National Invitational
Tournament, every win I get I’m earnin it,
“NIT” off like Tiger Woods,
when I rap like a tourniquet,
So the NCAA, better make way,
for the Afro-DZ-A-K,
Makin Willie Mays come over and “say hey,”
And I could make May colder than December,
Leavin rappers frozen through the summer months and Gone til November

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Verse 2

I’m Too Cold for MCs, tho I ain’t flossin ice,
My style’s twice as nice,
breakin more records than Jerry Rice,
I’m like B.I.G., givin y’all a “Warning”
One touch will leave you more frozen
than a Siberian morning,
Forget pens, I use an icicle to write,
With mic skills like Nyquil,
rappers get knocked out for the night,
In spite of the temptation to talk of packin heat,
I stay true to self
and concentrate on the fact I’m Pete,
Smack a beat down with my uniqueness,
Freak this track like Jodeci
leavin bystanders speechless,
You can’t teach this kind of natural awareness,
Compare this style to any other
and recognize the unfairness,
Cats is careless, frontin as role models,
but they don’t act right,
So I freeze em mid-sentence,
turn their spit into stalactites,
A million flashlights couldn’t even match my incandescence,
Shine the light on grown rappers,
exposin em as adolescents

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My style’s so cold it could freeze mercury in thermometers,
Or even freeze the needle on indy car speedometers,
So cold I make it snow in Pinar del Rio,
And have all the Cubans sayin “Tengo frio,”
So cold I’m turnin swimming pools to hockey rinks,
While bringin mad refreshment
like some ice cold drinks,
So cold that every time you put the track on,
You see them girls in Nelly’s video puttin them clothes back on,
So cold that when I flow
with cool breezes on the track,
Heads be feelin the draft nationwide
like Bush wants in Iraq,
So cool with my styles they confusin me with Miles,
I stay colder than the freezers
in them frozen food aisles,
So cold, my rhymes could cut off circulation,
To the point where your limbs fall off,
like amputation,
So cold I make the oceans freeze,
reversin El Niño,
But I’m a stop here,
y’all know what I mean yo

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Riddim produced by Gnotes

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